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Rules to Live By

They may sound odd to you, but beleive me, I have sound reasoning for each…

  • Never buy gasoline from a service station that is taking delivery from a fuel tanker.
  • Never order seafood for lunch from a restaurant on Mondays.
  • Don’t eat at a restaurant that replaces Equal on the table with generic blue sweetner.
  • Never schedule surgery on Fridays or Mondays.
  • Always carry a first aid kit, an umbrella, and a pencil.
  • Remember someone who will gossip to you WILL gossip about you.
  • A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.
  • Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Just my two cents.

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