1. I WILL NOT let others guilt me into posting messages or sending emails by telling me I am not their friend if I don’t repost or return an email to them. Or that I don’t believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message by using a PC, He certainly is not going to “test” me to see if I repost or forward it to others. 
2. “I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON’T report or forward an email! 
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money; Victoria’s Secret doesn’t know anything about a gift certificate they’re supposed to send me, and Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people! I will NOT get a free iPad or Nike shoes.  I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send a message or e-mail to 10 people. 
4. Facebook is not tracking who reposts a message to verify an active account prior to purging everyone else.  They are not going to start charging those that don’t repost it either.
5. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I post or forward an email … NEVER !!!! 
6. My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an email. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people! 
7. There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN’T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS. 
8. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send. 
9. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I DO forward an e-mail. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. 
10. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations. 

 

Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your teeth will fall out!!!